WELCOME BACK! WHAT’S ALL THIS?

A lot has happened since 2015, when we closed down our online store. In the intervening 15 months, we launched a lot of new products (see below) and technology has caught up with legislation. Below are almost all of the new products we have on shelves across the United States. We’ll be adding more, too, as time goes on. We hope you enjoy them! This has truly always been a labor of love.

Speaking of legislation, there is now age verification when you checkout. So, don’t be alarmed; it’s simply required by the FDA and the State of Texas. It will ask for the minimal amount of information required, and just like checkout, it done securely.

FEATURED ITEMS

ALL PRODUCTS

  • Gypsy

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy floral and herbal with an unmistakable and subtle fruitiness. PG: 20% | VG: 80%
  • A Study in Scarlet

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy fresh berry with a sweet mint finish. PG: 28% | VG: 72%
  • The Duke

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy the toasted and nutty notes, tobacco, and just a hint of black currant. PG: 24% | VG: 76%
  • Empress

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy a mix of stone fruits and sweet berry with a hint of magic. PG: 17% | VG: 83%
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    Sir William

    $17.99 $9.99
    Enjoy spicy citrus with a smooth, creamy exhale. PG: 18% | VG: 82%
  • Jester

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy ripe peaches in cream with hints of vanilla and aged whiskey. PG: 22% | VG: 79%
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    Aristocrat

    $9.99$47.99
    Enjoy a deep and complex dessert-custard. PG: 29% | VG: 71%
  • Duchess

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy chocolate custard with toasted hazelnut and a hint of fruit. PG: 23% | VG: 77%
  • Countess

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy a refined melon top note with a smooth, elegant floral exhale. PG: 21% | VG: 79%
  • Midsummer’s Night

    $11.99$47.99
    Enjoy sweet, crisp melon with hints of citrus and floral notes. PG: 18% | VG: 82%
  • Turkish Snow

    $10.99$19.99
    Enjoy refreshing rose mint. PG: 30% | VG: 70% One taste of this icy, rosy-floral tonic is all it takes to be cured of the dourest of dispositions! This mystical tonic can rejuvenate the soul and lighten the step of even the most downtrodden.
  • Wolf Mother Red

    $14.99$28.99
    delicious strawberry and graham cracker creamy dessert PG: 30% | VG: 70%
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    Righteous Root Beer

    $9.99$45.99
    You put your coins down on the Pac-Man cabinet, but the kid in front of you is going for the kill screen. It's all good though, because that gives you time to slam down another can of the best root beer in the world. Righteous! PG: 20% | VG: 80%
  • Wonder Tonic

    $10.99$19.99
    Enjoy delicious pear soaked in absinthe. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Sharply sweet fruit are paired with a beguiling mix of earthy roots to create a sensation strange yet familiar. Bask in childlike wonder as you discover something new and colorful in a world so drab and grey. The perfect restorative for slouched posture and sluggish eyes.
  • Buckthorne Bitters

    $10.99$19.99
    Enjoy a tart blend of peach and berry. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Sweet berries and juicy Prunus persica are combined with an intriguing spiny fruit discovered on a lost sandy shore to create a bracer capable of preparing you for anything life throws your way! Guaranteed to make Gnashroot recede in a fortnight!
  • Strawberry Swing

    $7.99$13.99
    creamy strawberry dessert PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by Coldplay
  • Breakfast in America

    $7.99$13.99
    delicious fruit cereal PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by Supertramp
  • Frosted Apple Strudel

    $15.99$23.99
    Enjoy dreamy apple pastry frosted in vanilla icing. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Rose to popularity in the 18th century; from Austria, Hungary, and Slavic Europe.
  • Black Forest Cake

    $15.99$23.99
    Enjoy delectable chocolate cake sandwiched with whip cream and tart cherries. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originates from Germany, 1915, as schwarzwälder kirschtorte.
  • Bananas Foster

    $15.99$23.99
    Enjoy delicious bananas and caramel served over vanilla ice cream. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Created in New Orleans, 1951, at Brennan's Restaurant.
  • Enjoy an esoteric tobacco blend. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Enjoy crisp, spiced birch beer. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Winter Warmer

    $11.99$19.99
    Enjoy a warming spiced apple cider. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Summertime Tea

    $11.99$19.99
    Enjoy refreshing peach iced tea. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Antiben Cream

    $10.99$19.99
    Enjoy succulent melon bathed in cream. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Have you found yourself desiring the intangible? Bright & tangy melon blend with rich creams to produce a taste near indescribable. When enough just isn’t enough, look no further.  
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    Wild Cherry Radicola

    $9.99$45.99
    It's the RAD! Cola taste with a kiss of cherry that'll have you doing donuts in the parking lot to the sound of your favorite REO Speedwagon song, 'cause you can't fight this feeling anymore. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Wolf Mother Blue

    $14.99$28.99
    delicious blueberry and graham cracker creamy dessert PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • rich, smooth tobacco PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by Mötley Crüe
  • Raspberry Beret

    $7.99$13.99
    tart blueberry & raspberry blend PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by Prince
  • Long Cool Woman

    $7.99$13.99
    refreshing berry, mint blend PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by The Hollies
  • Limelight

    $7.99$13.99
    premium key lime pie PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by Rush
  • Kokomo

    $7.99$13.99
    tropical fruit blend PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originally performed by The Beach Boys
  • Lemon Tart

    $15.99$23.99
    Enjoy a divine pastry shell with bright lemon filling. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Originates from France; called tarte au citron.
  • Chocolate Orange

    $15.99$23.99
    Enjoy a delightful chocolate confection with a refreshing citrus taste. PG: 30% | VG: 70% Popularized in York, England, 1932, by Terry's The Chocolate Works.
  • Enjoy a spicy orange liqueur. PG: 30% | VG: 70%
  • Huxley’s Compote

    $10.99$19.99
    Enjoy a dark, herbal fruit blend. PG: 30% | VG: 70% A jumble of intoxicating fruits await in this bewildering blend of sharp and sweet tastes. Reawaken your spirit of adventure! Also handy for those suffering Adult Onset Spiritual Colic.
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    Radicola

    $9.99$45.99
    Full on cola flavor that'll take you right to the edge of your seat, and that seat is going 88 mph in a Delorean. "Great Scott! We gotta go back!" PG: 30% | VG: 70%
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    Grape Job!

    $9.99$45.99
    Picture yourself on an inner tuber, floating in a pool full of grape soda, at an outdoor concert for the California Raisins, while Evel Knievel ramps over the stage. That's almost as awesome as the flavor of Grape Job! PG: 20% | VG: 80%